Jokes

I have this running gag in my head about OA toilets. If they upgraded them with little display and computers what would they be like?

Clog: "Toilet is Jammed" or maybe "I/O Error"
Running: "Application Timed Out"
Overflow: "Water Misfeed"
Large Objects: "Your toilet is running critically low on resources, please flush and try again."
Dog/Cat Drinking: "This toilet has performed an illegal operation"

And don't forget the bureaucratic, "Paperwork incomplete" warning!

A Su-hu, a Vec, and a Lagomorph walk into a bar. Behind the bar, next to the Neo-Bear bartender (or is it Neo-Bar beartender?) is a noseless dog. The Vec says to the barkeep, "Hey, that dog has no nose! How does it smell?"

Growls the barkeep, "Real bad."

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