Top ten worst OA roommates:
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10. Paradigm Missionary: "But how can you stand the sheer waste of biology! Here, read this pamphlet: 'Planets: Beautiful Nature or Entropy Traps?'"
9. Laughter Hegemony member: "I demand border concessions! I have evidence that you are deliberately allowing your stuff to cross over to my half, clearly with malign intentions. Hey! Are you looking at me?!"
8. His Divinity the God-Emperor: "I just want a bit of organisation here. You keep in that quadrant, I keep in mine, and I stack my collection of wormholes in this corner and we can set up my stars in that corner".
7. Emple-Dokcetic Salesbeing(s): "And if you buy an extra shielding for your moon, we will throw in seven utility limbs - enough to build a kid brother!"
6. Dolphin uplift: "Flooding? No, you can keep the dry upper half, I take the lower half of the room with the water. "
5. Relativist crewmember: "You know, that reminds me about when we did a practical joke with your ancestors during the colonisation trip. You see, the genebank had a little malfunction... hey, how do you use this newfangled gadget?!"
4. Tohul: "I just set the air conditioning to 450 degrees and sulphuric acid, I hope it is not too cold?"
3. Keter: "By the way, I invited the Aleph Absolute guys over. Yes, all 1030 of them. But don't worry, the party wont last long..."
2. Radiation nation scavenger: "Don't touch that pizza! It is an antique! My grandfather found it in the Bourgatov system, and it still got some real nanogoo on it, disabled by the radioactivity!"
1. Verifex: "Ahem, there has been a slight accident..."
The best roommate ever, in the 10,404 vote on Corona University, was of course the sentient ferns. As long as you water them and speak loudly and clearly about your subversive activities they let you do whatever you want.
