::NN:: DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS - Terran Federation/Keter
There was an incident today with the Terran Federation's ambassador to the Keterist Spinwards Societies. The ambassador was observed to sneeze in a public function. Automatic sampling devices returned non-critical results, but the ever-astute ailect ObserverOfAll detected chaotic effects in the sampling devices. Further analysis found that there was a sub-efficient nanoswarm in the ejecta which apparently had memetic conditioning purposes. The ambassador denies any wrongdoing, instead blaming Keterist body odors for eir sneeze.
Text by Orion's Arm Editors
Initially published on 12 February 2010.