::NN:: FROM THE STREET - Lunchtime Arrest
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"Today, in Cafe 313, Geodolph Hertzinger was arrested on a charge of manslaughter after sneezing his fork through Frankinne Demond. The incident occurred partway through the accused's meatloaf course when the pepper accumulation in his sinus built up to an intolerable level, triggering the sneeze. 'If only you goo-breathers would remember your training,' the arresting deputy was heard to comment ..."




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Text by Orion's Arm Editors

Initially published on 12 February 2010.