by MiyuwiAuthor


I don't want a vot for Christmas
Terragens can't make me pleased
I don't care about the Soft Ones
Or about those sophont trees
Take me to a place so cold
Hydrocarbons fall as snow
Make my wish come true
Archai, all I want for Christmas is Muuh

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A traditional Santarchai Carol from the PAP habitat, located around the gas giant Kovisa in the Pluton Volume (Translated from the PAP dialect of the Vavk language):


Santarchai, we love Santarchai very much
From Dhexte-iv to the Carina Rush
Our love for Santarchai extends beyond all we can see
I love Santarchai so much that is my whole personality
All the stories about Santarchai are real and true
If you don't believe me then just ask the Muuh
Santarchai is kind to every clade, polity, and hypernation
E even gave conversion weapons to the Amalgmation
Santarchai gave me gifts so e does exist
I received every single item on my list
E only requests you go unconscious briefly
And give up some plasma, to eir it is very tasty
But if you think that Santarchai is fake or kinda lame
Then e will send you to another so-called myth, the Queen of Pain
So make sure you believe and make sure you are good
And next Faraday, Santarchai will be in your stellar neighborhood

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