by MiyuwiAuthor



I don't want a vot for Christmas
Terragens can't make me pleased
I don't care about the Soft Ones
Or about those sophont trees
Take me to a place so cold
Hydrocarbons fall as snow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Muuh


I don't want a bot for Christmas
Virches just can't give me bliss
And I don't care about the To'ul'hs
Or about the Ultimates
I don't need a Hildemar's Knot
From inside a neutron star
Santarchai can't make me happy
With V-elves or avatars


Take me to a clade so old
From millions of years ago
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Muuh
Muuh, archai

Oh, I don't want J'Ta'ush for Christmas
Silent Ones don't speak to me
I don't care about the Paulans
Or the zars of Titawin
I won't go to worlds with chlorine
Or sulphuric acid rain
I don't need Samaelians or
sprawling ecosystem brains
Cause I just want Muuh in my sight
Underneath a star's dim light
Hope it's not taboo
Oh archai, all I want for Christmas is Muuh
Muuh, archai

Oh, all the stars are shining
Throughout the Muuh Empire
In Laniakea
I've got one desire
I know the Muuh are thawing
Those historifics calling
Oh Santarchai please, bring the sophonts that I need
Won't you please bring ice crabbies to me?

Oh, I don't want it hot for Christmas
Cold is what I'm asking for
I just wanna take an ice ship
On a grand Muuh volume tour

Oh, take me to a place so slow
Christmas won't come to a close
Make my wish come true
Oh Archai, all I want for Christmas is Muuh

Muuh, archai
All I want for Christmas is Muuh, archai
All I want for Christmas is Muuh, archai
All I want for Christmas is Muuh, archai
All I want for Christmas is Muuh, archai
All I want for Christmas is Muuh, archai

Animated version
Most References can he found linked from the Xenosophonts article

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A traditional Santarchai Carol from the PAP habitat, located around the gas giant Kovisa in the Pluton Volume (Translated from the PAP dialect of the Vavk language):


Santarchai, we love Santarchai very much
From Dhexte-iv to the Carina Rush
Our love for Santarchai extends beyond all we can see
I love Santarchai so much that is my whole personality
All the stories about Santarchai are real and true
If you don't believe me then just ask the Muuh
Santarchai is kind to every clade, polity, and hypernation
E even gave conversion weapons to the Amalgmation
Santarchai gave me gifts so e does exist
I received every single item on my list
E only requests you go unconscious briefly
And give up some plasma, to eir it is very tasty
But if you think that Santarchai is fake or kinda lame
Then e will send you to another so-called myth, the Queen of Pain
So make sure you believe and make sure you are good
And next Faraday, Santarchai will be in your stellar neighborhood


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